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Post by liznoraas » Fri May 25, 2007 11:42 am

*This is from the hubby and I DO NOT agree with it at all. The womans job is to sit and watch her hubby grill and drink a iced tea and not laugh when he looses his eyebrows!*


We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
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Post by rodneyw71 » Fri May 25, 2007 7:36 pm

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Post by bilbo37 » Sun May 27, 2007 12:08 pm

liznoraas wrote:*This is from the hubby and I DO NOT agree with it at all. The womans job is to sit and watch her hubby grill and drink a iced tea and not laugh when he looses his eyebrows!*


We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
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Post by Redmaxx » Tue May 29, 2007 9:04 am

liznoraas wrote:*This is from the hubby and I DO NOT agree with it at all. The womans job is to sit and watch her hubby grill and drink a iced tea and not laugh when he looses his eyebrows!*


We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
I guess that this goes to show how much women don't appreciate how hard it is to BBQ correctly.... :lol:
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Post by Dagger X-Ray » Tue May 29, 2007 10:39 am

Hey, if they think its not a hard job then why are we the ones doing it? I welcome my wife to the BBQ duties anytime she feels as if she can do a better job than I.
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Post by Redmaxx » Tue May 29, 2007 10:53 am

Amen Brother.
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Post by troutster » Tue May 29, 2007 3:19 pm

This should get interesting.... :)
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Post by Dagger X-Ray » Tue May 29, 2007 4:32 pm

I welcome them to come out and brave a hot grill with the chance that at anytime it could flame up and singe the hairs off their arms...or eyebrows. With all that hairspray there is of course the chance of a Micheal Jackson Hair-Flare-up and that means the end of cookouts forever as far as she would be concerned.

Then theres the chance that the food wouldn't be burned and the beer wouldn't get all drank and us guys couldn't have that now.


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Post by SaucyWench » Tue May 29, 2007 7:28 pm

:roll:

Page two and we have already wandered from "funny shit" to gender bashing. damn...
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Post by SaucyWench » Tue May 29, 2007 7:29 pm

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Post by SaucyWench » Tue May 29, 2007 7:33 pm

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Post by Redmaxx » Tue May 29, 2007 8:11 pm

Very funny Danger. Are you on days forever now?
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Post by SaucyWench » Tue May 29, 2007 8:21 pm

Redmaxx wrote:Very funny Danger. Are you on days forever now?
:lol:

No, today is my day off, and I'm actually on call (but I didn't sleep all day... 8O ).
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Post by Redmaxx » Tue May 29, 2007 8:26 pm

Well I hope that they don't call you in.
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Post by SaucyWench » Tue May 29, 2007 8:38 pm

Yeah, me too. :?
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