Desert Storm Bar and Grille

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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by Dagger X-Ray » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:25 am

Ok, Ok, Ok.

So what do Tiger Woods and Santa have in common?
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Santa can stop after 3 Ho's
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by FA1SGret » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:57 am

That just aint right! :D
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by Redmaxx » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:28 am

That made me laugh out loud. Everyone in me class is looking at me right now trying to figure out what I am laughing at.
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by FA1SGret » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:44 pm

Yeah, I guess three Ho's ought to be enough.
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by redfish » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:08 pm

I think the count per internet "sources" is 14. I've been telling that joke all over the place.
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by FA1SGret » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:40 pm

Tiger was really running through the jungle wasn't he.

Anybody see the Tea Party demonstrators in Washington today?

How about the presidents sit down with all the democracts at the White House?

Or the decision to move the GITMO prisoners to Illinois?

Or the clean water restoration act that they are working on in the house?
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by redfish » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:44 pm

Sorry Top Ihave been true to my nature and really have not kept up with any thing
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by Redmaxx » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:24 am

TGI Humpday.
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by rodneyw71 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:49 pm

Hey guys, Just seeing how everybodys doing, see the site is comming to life a little bit. I have another month and will hopefully be home, just want to get past the holidays, and I'll be fine. Got all my shopping done online, so my kids will be real happy this year. I hope everybody has a nice holiday, Talk to you guys later. :D
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by Redmaxx » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:54 am

Hey Rodney, Merry Christmas and keep your fool head down. I hope everything works out and you rotate back to the world next month.
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by Dagger X-Ray » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:11 am

STAY SAFE and come back in one piece.

Happy Holidays.



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TIGER WOODS HOLIDAY POEM

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flying, chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheating on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheating with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the Top of the Tour to the Basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sending them texts.

Despite all his crying and begging and pleading,

Tiger’s wife went investing -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you’re getting laid then I’m getting paid"!

She’s not pouting; in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by rodneyw71 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:57 pm

Hope everyone had a nice Christmas, I spent part of the day in the ER, got stung by a scorpion, lol well it wasnt funny at the time, but I can laugh now.
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by FA1SGret » Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:14 am

Got stung by a scorpion? In your boot, clothes, or was you doing what most folks do when they get bit by something? :D
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by rodneyw71 » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:35 pm

No, wasn't playing with him, lol He got into my wash cloth, I has it folded on the top bunk and went to wash my face, well when I put water on it I felt a sudden pain in my hand, thought there was a piec of glass in it, so I opened it up and there he was, so the other guys in the bathroom told me to get to EMEDS and they'd kill it and bring it there. I hope that never happens again, that hurt like a mother F****r, lol
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Re: Desert Storm Bar and Grille

Post by FA1SGret » Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:44 am

Wow, in your washclothe hanging on the top bunk ... shit, who would've figured. Are there a lot of them?

What are you folks needing the most? Besides home and what's at home.
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